Ethan starts religious education classes in a couple of weeks and it can't come soon enough, for me! I'm in serious need of a dedicated theological wingman.
Here's a list of questions he peppered me with the last 20 minutes in the car, no exaggeration!
"Who made God?"
"Is magic real?"
"Why do we die?"
"Where do we go when we die?"
"Did you know tricky people say mean prayers to God?"
"I know how tricky people were made. God didn't make enough mommies. So they were built by machines. "
"How did God make my magic?"
"What's a soul?"
"No wait, I know what a soul is, I have special gases in my body that make me smart. And friction, I have friction too."
Twenty minutes. I fielded these in 20 minutes. And this is TYPICAL. Good luck with your 1 HOUR AND 45 MINUTE class CCD teacher. The church might nominate you for sainthood.
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